|         Simile Simile is a comparison of two things which, however different in other           respects, have some strong point or points in common. The words 'like'           and 'as' will normally be used in your dynamic public speaking when making the           comparison.  You might say, 'Getting this contract signed is as impossible as trying           to smuggle daybreak past a rooster.' Contracts and roosters don't have           much in common (which is funny), but in this case, the presenter is           telling you what they do have in common. Getting the contract signed           and smuggling daybreak past a rooster are both impossible.  You could shorten the last simile by changing 'as impossible as' to           'like.'  "Getting this contract signed is like trying to smuggle daybreak           past a rooster."  In this case, the audience must make the interpretation that both are           impossible. It's good to make the audience think sometimes because it           forces them to be involved, and having good dynamic public speaking skills includes           getting your audience involved.  A recurring theme with me when using my dynamic public speaking skills is that           humor surrounds you wherever you go, so look around and share it. I           got a great simile out of a child's joke book I acquired (if something           is valuable you acquire it) for 10 cents at a flea market. I now use           this line in presentations all over the country. I do a seminar called           Business Lite: Low Cost/No Cost Ways to Improve Productivity. In that           seminar I talk about how employees feel at work. I say, 'Sometimes you           go to work and you feel like a turtle with claustrophobia you've got           to be there, but you feel closed in.'  I like to mix and match many types of humor in one concise chunk. Here's           a simile that I just love.  "If you put his brain on a matchstick, it would be like rolling           a BB down a four-lane highway."  For a lesson in dynamic public speaking, let's break this one-liner           down to see how several different forms of humor were used. Putting           a person's brain on a matchstick and rolling a BB down a four-lane highway           are both ludicrous juxtapositions. (View this web site's 'Juxtaposition'           article, for reference.) No one is going to put someone's brain on a           matchstick, or roll a BB down a four-lane highway. This piece of humor           is a simile because the two ludicrous juxtapositions are compared with           the connective word "like".  The effect of the simile is to exaggerate how small this man's brain           is. So, three different types of humor juxtaposition, simile and exaggeration           were combined to make a great one-liner. These are the types of relationships           you would explore if you were feeling adventurous and decided to write           some of your own humor. Many of the one-liners you run across will be           combinations like this. You don't have to be able to dissect them like           I just did. All you have to be able to do is pick the ones that make           your point (in this case similes), and use them where and when appropriate           in your dynamic public speaking skills.                       |