|         One-Liners One-liner is a general term for very short pieces of humor and should           be added to your dynamic public speaking skills. Using one-liners is probably           the best and easiest way to begin adding humor to your public speaking           engagements. These brief bits of humor are quick and easy to deliver           and they don't have to be all that funny to be effective. If you are           a little apprehensive about using humor, dynamic public speaking skill is a           great place to start.  The audience likes one-liners, because they can get a quick mental           break from content heavy material. Keeping the audience alert is part           of your dynamic public speaking skills. Also, if the audience is there to get           high levels of content, they don't feel you wasted their time with long           stories and jokes.  One of the handiest sources for one-liners to be used is a small and           inexpensive paperback called 'Today's Chuckle: 2500 Great One-Liners           for Every Occasion' by Paul Harlan Collins. Most public speaking resource           books are broken down into categories. There are 25 categories in all           and I can't imagine a talk that wouldn't benefit from one of these selections.          This book has categories such as "Affairs of State and Other Political           Indiscretions" where you might find the one-liner: "Politicians are like polkas. They have different names, but they           all sound alike."
 or the category 'Money and the Meaning of Life' where you would see           truisms like:
 "Prosperity is that period between the last installment and the           next purchase.'
 You'll run across one-liners everywhere once you start looking, and           constantly looking for good material is part of having dynamic         public speaking skills. Some will even have two lines. Don't worry. Write them down           too, and start adding them to your dynamic public speaking skills. Just for           fun, I'm including some of my favorites:  Thanks to automatic teller machines you are always conveniently close           to being broke.  Behind every successful person stands a bunch of amazed co-workers.          Computers can do complicated mathematical calculations in 1/100,000           second, but the invoices still go out 10 days late.  My accountant is shy and retiring. He's $250,000 shy. That's why he's           retiring.  How are you supposed to teach a kid what clockwise means when he's           wearing a digital GI Joe watch?  You can see from just these few one liners how they can add something           fun to your dynamic public speaking skills.                       |