|         Humor Delivery Tips (if you ignore these dynamic public speaking skills tips you can start passing           out the pillows and blankets)
  * Don't signal your punch line. If the humor in your punch line depends upon the words ruptured camel, don't say the following: Did           you hear the one about the ruptured camel? Conventional habits or
 practices should not be part of your dynamic public speaking skills.
  * Don't EVER repeat a punch line! Once the surprise is revealed, the joke is history. I'll repeat this, but I don't want to hear you
 repeating any punch lines. Let me repeat. Don't EVER repeat a punch
 line. Don't EVER repeat a punch line. NEVER repeat a punch line. You'll
 be shot by the humor firing squad if you repeat a punch line. OK. I'll
 let you repeat one, but only under certain circumstances. Here's the
 exception. At a later time in your speech, if you had a joke or punch
 line that bombed miserably, you can call it back to make fun of
 yourself. Laughing at yourself can be part of your dynamic public
 speaking skills.
  * You must absolutely, positively memorize your punch line. You should be able to awaken out of a deep sleep in an earthquake and,
 without hesitation, deliver your punch line accurately. Give all the
 facts necessary for the joke to make sense. The humor is lost if you
 leave out the necessary details. Knowing how to properly tell a joke
 is also part of your dynamic public speaking skills.
  * NEVER, EVER explain your joke. If they don't understand, it's your fault for telling the wrong joke to the wrong audience. The
 hypnotist says, 'You're getting sleeeepy.' - putting the audience to
 sleep is prohibited in your dynamic public speaking skills.
  * Use the fewest words possible to get to the punch line. Brevity           is truly the soul of wit (never use a worn out cliché either).           The
 longer the joke, the funnier it must be.
  * Don't walk around too much when telling a joke or story. I walk,           but I stop when important points are being made and when I'm delivering
 a punch line.
  * If you use notes, highlight or mark upcoming jokes or stories so           they don't sneak up on you. They will need special emphasis.
  * Practice! Practice! Practice! I tell a joke or story 30 to 50 times in practice before I use it in a presentation. Having dynamic public           speaking skills in this area involves hours and hours of practice before           you "Go Live" in
 front of an audience, always be prepared to give your best.
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