|         Fake Facts and Statistics Stating falsehoods as if they are absolutely true is another fun way           to play with the audience during a public speaking engagement, Can you           imagine falsehoods that you can use in this dynamic public speaking skill? Yes, but you must make the statements obviously false by your words           and your facial expressions.  When you use this technique in this fashion, you don't want to leave           any doubt in the audience's mind whether you are being funny or not.           Using this dynamic public speaking skill, you control the impression received. Deadpan expression, or keeping a straight face, is a good technique           to couple with fake facts and statistics. Also, you should really, really           sound like you are trying to convince the audience that what your saying           is true. This overemphasis on the sound of truth also tells the audience           you are lying.  One time I was doing a Secretaries Day function. I used an extremely           serious voice when I told them that scientific studies had been conducted           indicating that the only reason executives became executives was because           they couldn't make it as secretaries. They loved it. Having the audience           love you is one of the rewards of using your dynamic public speaking skills. Another good technique to build up your joke is to use official sounding           sources for the information. 'A study done for the Alaskan Pipeline           Workers Union indicated that 97.2 percent of Alaskan Pipeline Workers           wear No Nonsense panty hose.'  When using this type of humor with your dynamic public speaking skills, use 'exact           numbers' which add an extra comic emphasis.                       |